If there was a god I would?

If there was a god, and he was rendered powerless for a day, I would beat the living crap out of him all day, literally. No breaks. I would shoot him in the face 10000 times, stab him 60000 times, chainsaw slice him 4000 times. In between I'd spit on him and taunt him. Take a crap on him and pee in his mouth